"Molly, many years ago, I posted some cute little pictures of you on our family blog. It may have been in poor taste then, but I had a cold
and I needed to post something that night
and I had taken this cold medicine that affected my judgement
AND you had gotten into the sugar bowl again that day
AND pooped your pants
AND...well it made me feel a bit better to laugh at your expense.
For that I should be sorry..."
But right now...I'm not sorry...I'm grinning...
...and she's bearing it!
Later however, say in fifteen or so years, I'll be apologizing to this face...
"You showed my WHAT?"