The Smartest One

"Hey Molly," I said on my way to the coffee maker, "I'll get you started on school in just a second but first, I've got to get something started for me!"

"COFFEE!!" she shouted.

"That's EXACTLY what I was talkin' about!" said I, smiling both at her and at the wonderful scent of the coffee dripping into my cup.

"Of course it was," she bantered back, "you KNOW I'm the smartest one around here. 

Five year olds are very smart."

Smart, yes...but NOT very humble!

Smartness runs in my family. 

When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen