"Ya know Mom, I really like being 5. It's great to be a little girl. I'm just going to stay a little girl until I'm a mommy like you."
"Well Molly, that sounds like quite a plan," I said smiling to myself thinking how nice it was that she wanted to be like me one day.
"I'll probably come to your funeral," she continued, feigning a somber look, "and THEN, I'll marry DADDY!"